But I’m at the point where I’m too drunk to go to sleep, and if I try, I’ll get that shitty vertigo feeling that will result in a prayer/worship of the porcelain altar (the toilet).
It’s a big conundrum, and I will probably fall asleep at my desk because of it.
1 Fotoshop by Adobé
written and directed by Jesse Rosten
I want everything in Photojojo’s store, but these especially:Wishlist.
Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967 (via liquidnight)
Lauren Bush and David Lauren’s Wedding Portrait Photographed by Norman Jean Roy for the December Issue of Vogue
Visit Vogue.com for more from the wedding.
Her dress made me hardcore GASP. It’s absolutely stunning! And it’s a scoop back! SWOOOOOOOON.
nailtipflips replied to your photo: I make dreams come true (Taken with instagram)
WHAT IS THIS? I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m oddly aroused at the idea of whatever this is right here. Tell me.homemade Kahlua
- 1 bottle Everclear
- 12 cups STRONG coffee
- 2 lb brown sugar
- 5 tbsp vanilla
makes 3 bottles of Kahlua
Reblogging on my phone so I can make my roommate make this for me.
I refuse to make THREE BOTTLES of it. But I’ll make one if you bring me the ingredients and a bottle to store it in.
A Mummy
Bandages and cheap toilet paper are cheap AND I already have a white dress that I’m willing to tear/dirty up.
I was thinking something like this: 
A Sugar Skull
Sugar skull costumes seem to be easy—all you really need is makeup and flowers, the rest is up to you (if I’m wrong, oh well)
I LOVE this one:
Lastly, Strawberry Shortcake
This is my least favorite idea, but I DO have red short hair and a red dress (I would just have to figure out something for an apron and hat)
And I’m just too lazy to give you guys a picture of Strawberry Shortcake. You should know what she looks like!
