February 2012
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January 2012
2 posts
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I'm tired...
But I’m at the point where I’m too drunk to go to sleep, and if I try, I’ll get that shitty vertigo feeling that will result in a prayer/worship of the porcelain altar (the toilet).
It’s a big conundrum, and I will probably fall asleep at my desk because of it.
November 2011
4 posts
“We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and — in spite of True Romance...”
– Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967 (via liquidnight)
totalinanity:
themattsmith:
nailtipflips replied to your photo: I make dreams come true (Taken with instagram)
WHAT IS THIS? I don’t know what’s going on, but I’m oddly aroused at the idea of whatever this is right here. Tell me.
homemade Kahlua
1 bottle Everclear
12 cups STRONG coffee
2 lb brown sugar
5 tbsp vanilla
makes 3 bottles of Kahlua
Reblogging on my phone so I can make my...
October 2011
9 posts
EVERYONE, Help me?
Okay, guys, help me choose a costume for Saturday night! I have a few ideas, and I need opinons/more suggestions!
A Mummy Bandages and cheap toilet paper are cheap AND I already have a white dress that I’m willing to tear/dirty up.
I was thinking something like this:
A Sugar Skull
Sugar skull costumes seem to be easy—all you really need is makeup and flowers, the rest is up to...
Whaaaaat?!
3D Bioprinter:
http://www.gizmag.com/3d-bio-printer/13609/
This is some creepy shit…
September 2011
2 posts
I feel
like death right now.
Patron and $1 vodka cranberry will be the death of me…
August 2011
5 posts
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report "punch a whore in the face day" on facebook →
stfuconservatives:
kimberleycommonname submitted:
hey Jess and Joe, can I get a signal boost to get this page shut down?
Thanks.
___________________
Fucking…. again? Seriously? Yes, please report this bullshit.
-Joe
What. The. Hell.
July 2011
4 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Say What Now of the Day: Fox News anchor Jon Scott asks Bill Nye if volcanoes on the moon disprove human-influenced climate change.
Fox News: If you can’t beat ‘em, confuse the hell out of ‘em.
[mediamatters.]
Please, everyone, pay attention to Bill Nye’s face after the anchor says
“Does it go anywhere close to the climate change debate here on Earth? I mean, you...
June 2011
8 posts
“Defenders of Rand say that a person can adopt elements of Rand’s philosophy and...”
– Why Christian values don’t match Ayn Rand’s philosophy.
I don’t understand this mentality. They pick and choose little parts of someone’s philosophy, and then apply it to their little collage of “What I Believe.”
You’re supposed to listen, think, think,...
STFU, Conservatives: (TRIGGER WARNING FOR... →
californiacornbread:
(Note: I’m drunk. So typo’s might happen.)
Many of you have some common misconceptions about rape, what it means to rape someone, and how rape happens. I think that’s just ridiculous. Everyone needs to have the right idea about it - because feminists are being fucking…
I’m betting that this particular person does not have a vagina. They’re just...
I found a new Internet pastime. →
stfuconservatives:
vusie:
You should totally do this too.
“With POPVOX, you can voice your concerns on specific bills in a format that is tailored for Congress.”
AWESOME! Everyone check this out and let your reps know how you feel about your favorite political issues.
Well damn, this is the coolest thing I’ve seen all day.
“This rapper—we thought that we were to be united under the leader of the free...”
– Sarah Palin explaining in an interview on May 11, 2011 to Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren why she objects to Common being invited to the White House for poetry night.
Sarah Palin has no clue what the fuck Common is known for, and I doubt she even knows the lyrics to “Rapper’s Delight.” I know the...
I FUCKING HATE TIME WARNER.
I would rather shave my head than call them tomorrow, because, yet again, their piece of shit router has mysteriously stopped working.
May 2011
7 posts
So, I'm obscenely bored...
And I have an old tapestry and 4 1/2 yards of unused fabric (I was going to make curtains, okay?)
Know what this means?
Craft. Time.
To be specific, I’m making this:
Wish me luck!
sirius(ly) black: Awkward things White People do... →
awkwardthingswhitepeopledo:
They let their children use curse words at early ages.
Maybe this is something indigenous to Southern California white people, but growing up I always noticed that the white kids always used curse words around their parents. And by high school, these kids were cursing at their parents like no body’s business. One time I particular, I heard a classmate of mine tell...
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Can't find something?
Pencil, pen, phone, lighter, book, anything relatively small?
Pick up your cat, look underneath him/her.
Yeap, there it is.
“Children see magic because they look for it.”
– Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal (via liquidnight)
Another hilarious book that everyone should read.
“But Adam wasn’t really watching them. He was staring instead into the brightly...”
– Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (via liquidnight)
THIS, is a really good book. Read it, everyone!
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kate or die!: There is no such thing as a bisexual... →
frenchtoastdeelite:
kateordie:
“Women will claim to be bisexual for one of two reasons.
1. They’re trying to turn guys on and find a boyfriend. It’s embarrassing when girls claim to be bisexual just to give guys erections. Girls know that all guys love seeing women make out. Knowing this they let guys know that in time, if he…
No and no and no and no.
What’s most disheartening is when...
April 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Holy shit.
“Scientists have identified the gene that keeps females female. An international team found that the action of a single gene is all that stops females from developing male physical traits, including testes and facial hair.
When this gene was artificially “switched off” in adult female mice their ovaries began to turn into testes and they started to produce a level of testosterone found in...
Love Begins With L. →
For every condom bought from this company, one is distributed into a developing country. (Like in Africa, where condom supplies can be scarce, and HIV is rampant)
I can totally get behind this.
BUY THEM.
OR ONE OF THEIR SHIRTS.
P.S. They’re also free of harsh chemicals that are found in almost all major brand condoms. =D
March 2011
3 posts
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Cat Bombs
My roommate keeps bombarding me with cute pictures of cats. Why, I don’t know, but I thought I’d share the love, and bomb tumblr with cats. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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